Ivan & Simon

Welcome to our new sex toy tool, the new iPhone. It works as a superb communication tool but also as a fucking drill or as a square dildo. Our test candidate Ivan proofs. This iPhone works for every average asshole. When we have an additional extra large cock, as provided here by our horny guy Simon, the “Fuck-App” is a big help to deliver the true qualities of this tool. We can guarantee that everything is “kerk” proofed and it includes a warranty.

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“Warning: Do not misuse this piece of equipment”
It was so clearly printed on the Roman chair, one has to wonder if this includes fisting. Tonight the bitch wants to know if he can finally take puppy’s paws which happen to be larger than your average paws. So much lube, so much whining, so much begging, and such shiny rubber pants… it was a “full” evening.

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