Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here my number
So call me, maybe
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe

The other day I saw three cute guys sitting on a curb together. Each had their phone out frantically texting something to somebody. No doubt they were each on some cruisey gay phone app like Grindr or Growlr, or Scruff, but completely ignoring each other. I see this all the time. Are they really looking for human contact? If they were, they could have put the phone down and talked to the guys next to them.

Let’s face it, the only guys that get any action on cruisey dating apps are the same ones that get all the attention at bars. The rest of us get ignored and either cope with rejection in other ways or just go home and jerk off.

In lieu of discussing ways to cope with rejection, I propose you just skip the cruisey app and go right for the jerking off. And I might suggest a visit to Lavender Lounge should do the trick.

And by the way, that is Rowdy McBeal on the left and Tober Brandt on the right.

Originally posted here: Call Me Maybe