Call Me Maybe

Tober Brandt and Rowdy McBeal

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe
It’s hard to look right at you baby
But here my number
So call me, maybe
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here’s my number
So call me, maybe

The other day I saw three cute guys sitting on a curb together. Each had their phone out frantically texting something to somebody. No doubt they were each on some cruisey gay phone app like Grindr or Growlr, or Scruff, but completely ignoring each other. I see this all the time. Are they really looking for human contact? If they were, they could have put the phone down and talked to the guys next to them.

Let’s face it, the only guys that get any action on cruisey dating apps are the same ones that get all the attention at bars. The rest of us get ignored and either cope with rejection in other ways or just go home and jerk off.

In lieu of discussing ways to cope with rejection, I propose you just skip the cruisey app and go right for the jerking off. And I might suggest a visit to Lavender Lounge should do the trick.

And by the way, that is Rowdy McBeal on the left and Tober Brandt on the right.

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Coming Soon To Lavender Lounge

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I hate teasers for scenes that aren’t on the site yet, and that’s the case here with Leo Forte and Christopher Daniels, but I am so proud of these photos, I just wanted to share them with you (and my Facebook friends…) right away. The upcoming scene with these two sexy men is smoking hot and you’ll really enjoy it, but you’re going to have to wait a little while. I’m only showing you these teaser photos to give you an idea of the quality of material that is available right now as a member of LavenderLounge.com. I think I am a pretty good photographer with a twisted, creative eye, so if you like these photos, you will totally enjoy seeing more inside the main Lavender Lounge site.

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Leo Forte and Christopher Daniels On the Roof

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I’m just giving you a little preview of a scene I shot yesterday with Leo Forte and Christopher Daniels. After the scene was shot and the boys took showers, we climbed up on the roof for some glamor shots. Wow, I love shooting on the roof! The sky was particularly blue, and if I angled it right, you’d never know it was shot in the middle of a downtown area. Even the shots of the very urban looking surroundings were gritty and beautiful.

But speaking of beautiful, it was the first time I worked with Christopher Daniels. He’s very tall, blond, hairy, bearded and muscular. Leo Forte kept whispering to me, “He’s just my type!” and mouthing things like, “He’s so hot!” To hear that from a dreamboat like Leo Forte is really saying something.

I won’t give you any more details of the scene because it’s not on the site yet, but stay tuned, it will be worth it. Enjoy the rooftop pictures.

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Review of My New DVD

My newest DVD, “Fuckin’ Around The House” got reviewed by the John F. Karr, the long time reviewer for the Bay Area Reporter. The reviewer seems to have a big crush on Derrick Hanson (and who doesn’t?) so I included a trailer from his scene with Cy Stone. For lucky members of LavenderLounge.com, you can see this entire scene and every other scene included in the DVD with your paid membership to Lavender Lounge.

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House studs
by John F. Karr, reviewer for the Bay Area Reporter

A rare appearance by seemingly retired Derrick Hansen led me to the Lavender Lounge collection of scenes Fuckin’ Around the House – the company’s 11th film, and the first in HD. It’s not that director/entrepreneur Mark Kliem is behind the times, but that he’s been working mostly with vintage 8mm footage.

TLA lists 45 titles (plus a few compilations) for the 6’2″ slab Hansen, with his first titles coming from Defiant in 2002. But I don’t trust the TLA search engine, which misfires all over the place. Among other discrepancies, TLA lists Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita, which includes what is perhaps Hansen’s best scene, but not the four other Lucas films Hansen’s in (and which are still available at the Lucas website, where his name is spelled Hanson). Hansen worked for most of the major companies through 2010, when he made a couple scenes for Raging Stallion (Sounding #5 moving firmly into fetish; Caught on Tape moving D.O. firmly into Derrick). After Hansen’s time-out, Kliem landed him at Lavender Lounge, which seems to be where former stars go if only to show they can still do it. Kliem’s got recent footage of Tober Brandt, Jacob Slader, and Markie.

Hansen isn’t the only lure to Fuckin’ Around, which opens with hairy, bearded studs Alessio Romero and Dirk Caber flip-flop fuckin’ all over the kitchen counters. Romero’s swell, but I’m an especial Caber fan. His pleasure in what he’s doing is always visible, and he’s so natural and spontaneous. A scene that launches with lips locked, nipples pinched, and hard cocks laid atop one another marks a good beginning. The guys swap BJs and rim jobs; Caber’s an especially good crack-lapper.

And then Hansen breaks in newcomer Cy Stone, an early-20s punky dude, a nose-ringed, tunnel-eared, bearded renegade type, with tattoos all over the place (and not those regulation gay inkings) and a pad of hair atop his head like Prince Chulalongkorn’s, but dyed Day-Glo red. Hansen’s still sporting the mid-neck, leather-thong choker he’s worn since his debut a decade ago. I’ve never liked the way this sorta fashion accessory bisects a neck. It doesn’t look butch to me. But on Hansen, oh fuck – it looks butch.

Stone’s cocksucking is extra good, but Hansen’s eager to get his face in the dude’s crack. Stone obliges by sitting on Hansen’s face, and then leaning forward to keep sucking the big guy’s cock. Hansen loves tonguing that hole, and loosens it all up for the fuck to come. We see the curious tat on Stone’s lower back, that reads Museum Entrance $1.25. Now, I always keep a nickel aside to see the stuffed whale (that’s an arcane and daringly un-butch reference to Hello, Dolly!), but I’ll start savin’ those nickels if it takes that much to get my goods inside this guy’s clenched Curiosity Cabinet. Stone’s ass swallows up Hansen’s cock with alacrity, and Stone rides so vigorously that the outcome is assured and agonized. Then Hansen sits his ass back down on Stone’s face as stimulus for Stone to reach his own orgasm. The scene’s full-length, but I coulda taken much more.

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The next scene could have been a challenge for me: I had to watch a person I know quite well have sex. That’s always weird. Real-life lovers with a pair of whopper dicks, Lance Navarro (tall, furry, uncut) and Tommy Lazarri (good-humored bear cub, furry, cut) make out with unusual jocularity that’s parsed with fierceness of deep-throating and slam-fucking. Lazarri is the well-known SF performer and naughty lyricist Tom Orr. I undo his nom de porn as an alert to fans of his theatrical outings, who turn out in force to see the guy pull out his dick while onstage. That’s a guaranteed occurrence, even in the super-splashy production of Marat/Sade in which he’s cavorting for a limited time (and in which his goods makes a limited appearance). Lazarri/Orr is clean-shaven, though he looks better bearded, and his tangled mass of hair is not as flattering as previous styles have been. Still, the big-dicked dude knows how to throw a mean fuck, and gives Navarro a double whammy by pumping his cock while plowing his ass.

Kliem’s amateur-style scenes aren’t urgent, but don’t lack impetus. His films don’t have music, which allows natural make-out sounds to prevail; his camerawork is secure; and his smooth editing treats the encounters organically.

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Dirk Caber Gives Blake Oscar A Mind Fuck With Religious Twist

Everyone loves roleplay but very few can pull it off successfully within the privacy of their own, let alone in a group or in front of the camera while others watch. But Dirk Caber can. In fact, he does more than just roleplay with Blake Oscar. He gives the bald, tattooed hunk a major-league mind fuck with a religious bent that makes you wonder about the men behind the cloth, take the Bible at face value, and worship a naked man on a cross. Dirk is the ultimate in twisted priests, never stepping out of character as he laughs demonically while he takes Blake and does what he wants with his holes. Which begs the question: is Dirk Blake’s savior or is he simply leading the man further down the path into hell?

Dirk Caber and Blake Oscar explore sexual religious role play

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Lance Navarro Fucked In Sling By Noah Paris

Noah Paris is a young black male who strips at local clubs. He’s got a nicely toned body with tattoos and a mouth-watering 9-inch cock. And the best thing of all? He loves white boys! Especially hairy ones. He tends to like them on the bearish side, a bit more mature, and they’ve got to be passionate. Naturally, when he found out he was paired with Lance Navarro, Noah was tickled and beamed from ear to ear. When the day arrived, the two entered the dungeon giggling like schoolboys. But once they started kissing, the two were as serious as it gets, getting to the task at hand, which was sucking each other off.

It’s a bit of contest almost, what with the way these two take turns going down on each other, trying to swallow as much cock as they can, and rimming each other to see who’s going to give it up first. Lance was hoping he’d get to bury his big uncut dick inside Noah’s sweet brown hole but it was Noah who wound up topping a surprised, but very willing and eager Lance!

Noah Paris and Lance Navarro take turns sucking and rimming each other before fucking in a sling

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Ruin Porn

beauty in decay

I didn’t intend to take pictures while in New Orleans, but I brought all my camera equipment, Model Releases, condoms and a check book just in case I found some hot boys that needed extra cash. Better to be safe than sorry, but no such luck this time.

With camera phones so readily available, people just take photos indiscriminately, whether they are traveling or just going about their daily life. I often wonder, what are they going to DO with that picture? Will anyone ever see it – or care? Does it just go onto Facebook to die in that vast media vortex?

I cringe whenever I see people on TV after a fire or natural disaster crying about losing “the family photo albums”, but who has photo albums anymore? If you lose or break your phone, do you go through the same sense of loss? Probably not.

So back to my trip, there were a few shots that I did take just by accident. I certainly didn’t need to purposely take photos of rows of quaint houses with balconies, or strange street people, or voodoo this-n-that. I could just as well buy a postcard with a photo that somebody spent a great deal of time to create and get a better shot, but what would I DO with it?

So many would-be art photographers have been flocking to Detroit the past few years to photograph urban decay that it’s become quite cliche. Hipsters are now referring to it as “Ruin Porn”. New Orleans is such an old city that you see bits of it every where you go, so artsy types have a field day stumbling upon dirt and erosion to photograph every five steps. Other hipsters viewing it will gasp at the “beauty of decay” and marvel at the “genius” who snapped it. Barf.

The first shot was out my hotel window overlooking the old buildings surrounding it. I could expound about how the hotel sits on a site that was built by the Ursaline nuns in 1722 as a hospital and how the hotel staff is “not allowed to talk about the ghosts”. Put that picture in a fancy gallery and assholes will go apeshit over it. The truth is I just needed to do a test shot to see if the batteries were still good. (Am I talented or what?)

beauty in decay

Next is a shot from one of New Orleans’ famous cemeteries. Talk about Ruin Porn, people were snapping away at gravestone after gravestone of people they don’t know. I guess I got caught up in it, too, when I saw a mausoleum inscription that read “Society for the Relief of Destitute Orphan Boys 1894″. That should be the name of my new porn site, because that’s what I do – pay destitute orphan boys to have sex with each other for relief.

beauty in decay

In this one, again, I guess I got suckered into following some silly trend of photographing what I eat. In general, why does anyone want to see your scrambled eggs? I thought it was okay to shoot this lunch because it was made of alligator meat and not many people know what it looks like. (It was one of the best meals of the trip, btw.)

beauty in decay

And finally, I snapped this on the last day walking out of a pastry shop across from the hotel. I had walked past that sign in the sidewalk all weekend and everybody I had lunch with missed it, too. It’s such an odd phrase, equivalent to a “Whites Only” water fountain, that I thought I should snap it. After leaving, I actually turned around, went back in and waited in line to ask the meaning of the message embedded in the sidewalk. Apparently, even the proprietors don’t know the history. They think the building might have at one time been an Italian men’s club with gambling, and women were only allowed in a certain section to buy gelato.

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Artistic Adrian

Adrian’s dark hair, alabaster skin and slight furriness all add up to an outstanding package when you add it to his inherent photogenic look. Adrian is also an accomplished artist who incorporates his own image in many of his works.

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Skinny Twink With Huge Cock Goes The Distance

Sexy, mocha-skinned Ricky has appeared at Lavender Lounge before. In fact, he was in competition with another cute twink to see who could shoot the farthest. Now he’s back and we’re sensing a tradition. This time, Ricky is alone, which is fine by us. That way we can get him all to ourselves in this combination photoshoot, jerk-off session and semi competitive masturbation solo. When we upped the ante for Ricky, he immediately agreed. So, after lining up a row of hundreds, Ricky went to town stroking that beautiful piece of meat, knowing that any of the bills he managed to splatter with his splooge, he’d get to keep. But how many did he drench with his load that all of a sudden went WOOSH? Only one way to find out!

Ricky jerks off during a photoshoot at and demonstrate his long-distance shooting ability

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