Actor Fred Willard Arrested In Porn Theater

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I got to meet Fred Willard in 1991 or 1992 when he was a guest on my old TV show. (That’s me with Fred Willard.) I can’t believe people still go to porn theaters to jerk off. Did he get tired of his VHS porn collection, or were the pages of his old Hustler magazines all stuck together? If he wanted to jerk off at home, all he needed to do was get a membership to Lavender Lounge. It’s only $1.95 for the first day, ferchristsakes.

Actor Fred Willard was arrested on suspicion of engaging in a lewd act at an adult theater, the Los Angeles Times reported Thursday.

Uniformed officers arrested Willard Wednesday night at the Tiki Theater on Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, police told the newspaper. The actor was booked and released on his own recognizance, police Sgt. Chuck Slater told the paper.

According to TMZ, the theater was showing three movies, “Follow Me 2,” a XXX parody of “The Client List,” and “Step Dad No. 2.”

Willard received three Emmy nominations for his role as Ray’s brother’s father-in-law on “Everybody Loves Raymond” and one for his role on “Modern Family.” He is also known for his roles in Christopher Guest films, including “Best in Show” and “A Mighty Wind.”

Willard currently hosts a comedy improv and talk show on ABC, “Trust Us With Your Life.”

Internet punsters have been merrily pointing out that Willard is reportedly scheduled to star in a small film ironically titled “The Yank,” a romantic comedy set in Ireland.

Comedian Paul Reubens, creator of Pee-wee Herman, was famously arrested in 1991 in an adult theater. CBS stopped airing Reubens’ show after the arrest and ensuing controversy, but public sympathy fell heavily with the comic, who received a standing ovation for poking fun at the arrest at that year’s MTV Video Music Awards.

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Tommy Lazzari Also A Legit Actor

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People always want to know what porn stars do in real life. One of the models I’ve used several times here at Lavender Lounge is Tommy Lazzari, who in real life, is a legit actor. In fact, theater is his life. Friends tease him that he is always “onstage”, either metaphorically or literally. Whether he is performing one of his series of one-man shows, singing at charity events, producing his self-written show “Dirty Little Show Tunes”, entertaining customers at the leather store, or getting blowjobs in the backroom of the Powerhouse, Tommy is always putting on a show. His dabbling in porn is more about being on camera than getting paid. (Well, that’s not completely true, but you get the point.)

Last night I got to see him a big production of the rarely produced show, “The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade” at the Brava Theater here in San Francisco, a legit show in a legit theater. Despite having a small role in a huge cast onstage, all eyes were on Tommy and his antics. The role gave him the opportunity to be the zany, campy goofball that suits him well. But his big moment came in the orgy scene near the end when he was the only cast member to show his… um… member.

As the orgy scene commenced, his character came out as a randy nutcase eying an effeminate inmate in drag with the over-the-top ferocity of Jeff Stryker going in for the kill. While a few female actors showed their tits and other male actors flaunted cartoon-like fake penises, Tommy was the only one to actually show is own dick on stage. And trust me, it’s big enough to be clearly seen from the back row! Brava! Bravo!

“Marat/Sade” has a limited run at the Brava Theater in San Francisco.

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